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Bertie Page Clinic
Too Loud Too Naked

Label: Beast Records

Released: Jun. 26, 2013

Bertie Page Clinic is the perverted child of burlesque and classic rock, led in a flurry of fur, feathers and fornication by Australian cabaret star Bertie Page.

Their witty works combine the best elements of yacht rock, punk rock and poodle rock, pulled off with a Jim Steinman flair.

Since 2009 the Clinic has been playing venues and festivals all over Australia and the world, from London to Berlin, Amsterdam to Paris.

In 2011 they were kicked out of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, for being too loud and too naked, and with that a new album was born.

Released through French underground rock label Beast Records, the band's second long player "Too Loud Too Naked" features ten tracks that weave a path from exotic strip clubs, to blue-collar worksites.

On this tortuous journey we meet a burlesque bitch, a sultry stripper, a hungry kitty, and even 1950s leading man Robert Mitchum.

Song Titles

  • Too Loud Too Naked
  • One Swan Pond
  • Pearls
  • Smoko Oh No
  • Robert Mitchum
  • Power Source
  • Tomcat Creek
  • Velvet Cigar
  • Shoe Song
  • Seen You Naked